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7.1.99


I have noticed that I haven't updated this page in three months. Due to this phenomenon, I have now turned over the page to Talon Karrde. He will be responsible for weekly maintenance from now on.

Our fanfiction contest is starting! If you have any questions about it, read your email that was sent to you or email Talon. I'm sure he'll give you more info coming up soon.
Anyway this has been a fun page to work on.
-Darth Vader

4.12.99


Well FortuneCity has added banners to the top of our pages. It's not too bad, but I've been thinking about moving this page to some other domain. If anyone has an idea, let me know.
Updated the poem of the week. I haven't worked on this site in a while because of school and updating my Dark Lords of the Sith site. I should get around to finishing the comics page sometime next week.

4.3.99


Added a new story as well as a new poems section to the Member Works page. Go check it out!

3.26.99


Added some new codes from Talon and two stories to the Member Works page.

3.23.99


The release date for The Phantom Menace is officially May 19! Trailer B can be viewed at The Official Star Wars site and scene-by-scene discussions of the trailer and spoilers can be found at JediNet and TheForce.net.
Sorry about the mess but FortuneCity's server has been having some problems, so I haven't updated this page lately. When I tried to update it earlier, it deleted half of this page, so that's why the layout is slightly different now. We were in for some changes anyway!
Got a Star Wars question? Talon Karrde is our official Answer Wizard! E-mail Talon at [email protected].


This week's Poem of the Week


is by Darth

The Emperor's Hand
Had her own marching band
Until one day she drowned in quicksand!

Old Poems of the Week can be viewed at Darth and Exar's website

This week's top 10 list:

TOP TEN LINES THAT CAN BE REPLACED WITH "PANTS"

10) General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
9) We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down!
8) Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
7) She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.
6) I find your lack of pants disturbing.
5) Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
4) Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
3) You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
2) You are unwise to lower your pants.
1) Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.

Music playing on this page: Han Solo and the Princess (Love theme from Empire)