REAL NAME: Nathan
	HOME PLANET: Coruscant
	OCCUPATION: Emperor of the galaxy
	VEHICLE OF CHOICE: Death Star II
	STATS: Palpatine is a rather egocentric individual who spends most of his spare time trying to prove himself better than others. However, his attempts at this, especially at HTML and JavaScript programming, fail at this goal. This doesn't stop Palpatine, however. When not trying to save the galaxy from being overrun by Rebels, he secretly builds his galactic bomb with the help of Chief Engineer Bevel Lemelisk, determined to prove his worth once and for all.

	REAL NAME: Quentin
	HOME PLANET: Coruscant
	OCCUPATION: Dark Lord of the Sith
	VEHICLE OF CHOICE: Super Star Destroyer Executor
	STATS: Lord Darth Vader, the Twelfth Dark Lord of the Sith, lives on Coruscant with his fellow Dark Sith Lord, Exar Kun, and his master the Emperor. Unfortunately, his relations with Palpatine are less than perfect. Though Darth does not mind this, he does worry about Palpatine's unbalanced state of mind. In his spare time, Darth enjoys waving his arms while standing on a 3-foot podium in the hot sun and screaming at freshmen band members. His goal is to eliminate the galaxy of Rebel scum. To carry out this plan, he is secretly constructing a new ship prototype, the PTMD.

	REAL NAME: Celeste
	HOME PLANET: Yavin IV
	OCCUPATION: Dark Lord of the Sith
	VEHICLE OF CHOICE: Starstorm I
	STATS: Exar Kun, the eleventh Dark Lord of the Sith, resides in Imperial City, Coruscant, with her good friend Darth and her master the Emperor. Exar spends her time blowing up webtv, scalping Ewoks, and wreaking all around havoc in her ship, Starstorm One. Exar plays flute, and on bad days, this instrument can shoot lasers out of the headjoint and can also serve as a weapon to eliminate nasty Rebel scum. Exar is pondering eliminating the concept of time using the dark side so marching season can be extended. At present, she spends her days thinking about the theory of relativity and quantatative analysis.

	HOME PLANET: Unknown (now Coruscant)
	OCCUPATION: Imperial Grand Admiral
	VEHICLE OF CHOICE: Imperial Star Destroyer Chimaera
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	HOME PLANET: Wayland
	OCCUPATION: Dark Jedi Master
	VEHICLE OF CHOICE: Imperial Star Destroyer Chimaera
	STATS: Also known as the Jedi nut, the Deranged Despot, the Schizophrenic Jedi Master, and just Not Your Average Psychopath, Master Joruus C'baoth spends his days gazing into the depths of his computer Marvin, seeking ultimate inner peace. Not much else is known about this elusive recluse except that as he occasionally awakes from his reveries, he sends a message to the world on the new insight he has gathered. One of those messages is shown below: "I was just pouring myself a cold glass of grapefruit juice, and a thought struck me... we are all quite insane. As quickly as it came, the thought left, and I finished my grapefruit juice. -- The Quite Insane C'Baoth 'Madness in great ones must not unwatch'd go' -- Claudius, from Hamlet."

	HOME PLANET: Unknown (now Coruscant)
	OCCUPATION: Stormtrooper
	VEHICLE OF CHOICE: Imperial Stormtrooper transport
	STATS:

	HOME PLANET: Unknown (now Coruscant)
	OCCUPATION: Chief Imperial Engineer
	VEHICLE OF CHOICE: Imperial shuttle
	STATS: